Septuple D

One of the main problems in the Iraqi war is that the many soldiers who would like to defect are detracted and deflected from that purpose by Saddam's Elite Guard and the like.
Such enemies to the US effort need to be detected.

The Danish Defense Department (DDD) has made available for this purpose their latest invention:


the
Defector Detractor/Deflector Detector

aka

DDDD (quadruple D)



The US likes to welcome and honor this
Danish contribution to the Allied cause by refering to this item as the:

D(anish) D(efense) D(epartment)
D(efector) D(etractor) D(eflector) D(etector),

known for short as the

"Septuple D"




Best wishes for a speedy peace!

Ben
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