This is a continuation of, |
or supplement to,
by the above title.
Ben Oostdam story # 181||Except that I
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"I do not have a key for the garage apartment."
" Does not matter, Opa, don't you have a spare key for your car?"
"Yes, but that will not fit."
" Yes, Opa, it will: a spare key fits everywhere!"
"Wat is dat, Mam?" ("What is that, Mom?") "Een krentebrood." ("A loaf of raisin bread.")
"Dag krentebrood!" ("Hallo loaf of raisin bread!")
"Het tocht in je mond!"("It causes a draft in your mouth!")
"Een stukkie zeep dat niet wil zepen."(A piece of soap that does not soap [foam]")
Wife Mercia rapidly looking in the frig to see if anything got bad...
"No, Mom, there are the maggots!" - pointing at the magnets holding up some message posted on the frig.
"There's the living room and the dying room." (dining room)
:O lieve Mama wat min ik U teer. Krijg ik nou een tukkie sjokola?"
("Oh Mother Dear, I love you so tenderly. Now can I get a piece of chocolat?")
Bob Evans that evening.
He first consented, but after a while, he demurred and asked
if we could please take him home first and then go.
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