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Baby your skin Keep it fitter Or Baby will get Another sitter |
At a quiz Pa ain't no whiz: But he knows how To keep Ma his |
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People with whiskers Beneath their noses Ought kiss like The Eskimoses |
He lit a match to Light gas tank: That's why they call Him skinless Frank |
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Drivers who drink There's nothing worse – They put the quart Before the hearse! |
If daisies are Your favorite flowers Just keep pushin up More miles per hour. |
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Use this cream A day or 2 Then don't call her – She'll call you! |
Many a forest Used to stand Where a lighted match Got out of hand. |
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The draftee tried this cream And punned: Then what d'y'a know He'd been defuned |
Passing cars when You can't see May give you a glimpse Of Eternity. |
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Said farmer John: Who's bald on top? Wish I could rotate The crop! |
This cooling shave Will never fail To stamp its owner First class male. |
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The one who'se been drinking Depends on you To do his thinking |
Never pass On a slope Unless you have A periscope |